When you have no fucking life.

When you forget that you even have a blog. But nobody looks at it ever so who cares! :D No responsibilities!

I'm just here on the couch, scrolling through the channels. I pass a football game. The "Alpha male" comes in and snatches the remote. The savage creature flicks back to the football game and snarls!

I go to my room and watch Netflix, while I fear for my life as I hear the roar of the game..